foodie

don't believe in fat free food
*unless your eating sawdust

Shools are nothing but factories the individual doesn't count, if a child wants to learn about flowers then there going to have to go learn from their parents or someone because they are not going to learn about it at school. You don't need trigonometry in everyday life. stop teaching unnecessary rubbish to people, if we did this then the UK would have a better economy, because people would recognize their talents from a early age.

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People who wear skinny jeans

Do you shave off your muscles to fit in it?

Your Cookie

AS any child in the 90s I have had my fair share of watching American programmes. I have always been interested in American foods namely corn dogs and cookie dough. Yes my UK friends who heard me cookie dough. Seeing corn dogs on TV made me think that North Americans have no taste whatever it looks like a pale piece of shizznaa on a offendeing stick but I ahve learn it is just a hot dog with batter around it. Its sound like a a great snack. I have had the oppurtunity to taste cookie dough and the first thing that came to mind was... 'Whhhaaaaaa???' It tasted like like Salmonella factory on overload.

who are you to say.....

I still haven't gotten over the shock of Pluto be demoted. Who are these astronomers to throw away hours of me studying the order of the planets? There nobodies I tells yah nobody. I don't even no their names. Well I'm telling the world PLUTO IS A PLANET IF YOU DON'T LIKE GO SUCK ON A QUSAR.

JobI

want a job however I don't want jsut any job. I am not working on a cashier under no circumstances will I go that low. Cashiers are the ones who keeps the line long because of their special ability to piss people off and get into arguments. I really don't want to be in the position to tell some their card has been declined while they have children looking like hungyr wolfs.

Dear Bloggers world

I have started bloging. Why? Who knows but I think it'll help me relax and tell jokes which may not be funny. The nanny dare care center has wanting to stop advertisement of alcohol. Tothat I say backoff you perverts now you may ask why use such a word but if someone intrudes into my life and trys to sneak around thinking they know best I'm calling that person a pervert. They think they are so high and mighty well I want to know if these people drink and if they do ten years in prison automaticly giving to them.